Lessons in Parenting: No Mixing

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Juice and French Fries DO NOT Mix!
Do not under any circumstances give the incessantly repeating the same phrase toddler in the back seat a LARGE juice box to CHUG faster than Kobayashi can eat a hot dog, then give her french fries and drive like you are captaining a ship in a hurricane. Gutting fish on the deck of Deadliest Catch is not as disgusting as the clean up you will face.

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1 comment:

  1. Nor should you celebrate the purchase of a new mini-van by passing out doughnuts then driving on a windy country road........


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