- Frappe Regret: Do not, under any circumstances, give your toddler a 12oz McD Caramel Frappe! No matter how annoying her high pitched whiny-arsed crying tantrum becomes. Especially 2 hours before bedtime!
- Time Out: When your constantly-repeating-the-same-questions child tells you to stop screaming at her, stop screaming and go to your corner of the ring. Telling you to stop was her calling a time out. She's a lightweight trying to contend with a heavyweight.
- Just Ignore: When your toddler is crawling around on all fours on the disgusting, germ covered, dirt infested Fast Food Joint's playground floor barking like a dog...look at her like you haven't a clue who's kid she is and then refill your soda.
- That's NOT Chocolate: You've been on the computer/phone/watching tv & ignoring your toddler too long when she shoves 2 of her fingers in your face with brown smelly stuff on them. Stop what you are doing immediately and attend to the needs of your child-both emotional and diaper!
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