Lessons in Parenting: Boogie

I'm officially a parent. Not just because I gave birth and am raising a pretty awesome daughter, no, because from nowhere I used a weapon I never thought I would:

The Boogie Man will get you!

Take note: when you use this weapon don't do it off the cuff. Make sure to have a description of and possibly even a direction you want to take with it, otherwise he is just the Boogie, as in Booger, Man. Now I can't keep her fingers out of nose!