Today I felt inspired to hold an impromptu geography lesson about Italy.
Me: Nonno is from the heel; Nonna is from the toe. See the futbol the toe is kicking? That is the island Sicily. Where is Sicily? (hoping to have her point on the map)
B: Nonna is kicking its balls.
PRICELESS! I may just sign her up for Second City soon! (And consider my audience before the next lesson!)