For F's Sake, My fat pants can't get any fatter

The holidays have taken their toll on my ass. I went to put on my fat jeans and they wouldn't go on and once I smashed and jiggled them into buttoning, muffin top does not adequately describe what was going on above the waistband. More like Cotton Candy on one of those small paper cones.

It was mortifying so I thought I'd just let you know. Now back to your regularly scheduled blog reading.

1 comment:

  1. Luckily I didn't gain much over the holidays, thanks to the stinkin stomach flu.


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