Lessons in Parenting: Choose your games wisely

The age old Farting Game. What? You're not familiar? It's the game where a person may or may not have floated an air biscuit, someone blurts out "Who Farted?" and the toddler in the room happily obliges in proclaiming who dealt it.

Always a good knee slapper, until said toddler decides to play the game in public without instigation and screams "Mommy Farted" while laughing at the top of her lungs.