Lessons in Parenting: I want a Golden Goose!

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I'm pretty sure a 2 year old wrote this song for the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:

I want a ball
I want a party
Pink macaroons and a million balloons and performing baboons
And give it to me now
I want the world
I want the whole world
I want to lock it all up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolate
Give it to me now
Instead of Public Family Bathrooms there should be Public Family Incinerator Shoots with Oompa Loompas waiting to scare the bejesus out of toddlers who are Out.Of.Control. (i.e. MINE)

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