The MP's are watching.

Mommy Police!

When I say I am taking my 13 month old skydiving...I don't need the MP's hitting their speed-dial button to DCFS...I AM NOT SERIOUSLY TAKING MY BABY SKYDIVING!

When I update my social-networking status with a rhetorical and easily perceived as in-jest question regarding my child, I don't need the MPs ruining the fun banter that ensues by providing the value (or lack there of) and advising me not to do what is stated in said status based on the latest literary quackery you are gullibly ingesting this month!

I suggest we make MP's wear scarlet sashes.*

* If you immediately giggled at that sash statement, you and I are on the same page and I love you.

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